kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

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theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

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mymadfatdiaryfinnandrae:

Awww they staring at each other, and look at chizzy!🙊

(Source: mymadfatdiaryfinnandrae)

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awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

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imaginationfiction:

glux2:

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

(Source: cerebralzero)

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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