53 Terrible Jokes in Under 4 Minutes

Best Joke Video Ever.

Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.


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Stress crocheting. Did this today.


have you ever wanted to be someones friends so bad that you don’t know where to start because you’re afraid of rejection

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what tells me that I’m a Slytherin, is that I can cut someone completely from my life without hesitation if it’s better for my mental stability

I don’t know if that’s a good characteristic to have

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

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We can make them understand, in a way that will make them braver.

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Bekkathyst’s Autumn 2014 Giveaway

Yes! It’s time for another giveaway! This time it’s to celebrate my Etsy shop reaching 500 sales! Thank you all so much for your support! Please read this post thoroughly before entering. 

Winner Will Receive: 

  1. 5 wire wrapped pendants made by me! Rainbow moonstone, labradorite, smoky quartz, clear quartz and an amethyst with inclusions. 
  2. 13 different stones. Tumbled malachite, 2 tumbled fluorite, tumbled lapis lazuli, tumbled amethyst, 2 amethyst crystals, 2 spinel crystals, quartz crystal, polished labradorite, rose quartz chunk, and one dyed pink agate slice. 
  3. 2 packs of stick incense. Lavender and eucalyptus and green tea. 
  4. 2 packs of cone insence. Vanilla and eucalyptus and green tea. 
  5. 1 oil diffuser 
  6. 1 wooden incense burner 
  7. 3 tea light candles


  1. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes. 
  2. Favorite my Etsy shop if you have an Etsy account. 
  3. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. Tumblr staff will find this post and delete the notes and ruin it for everyone. PLEASE do not tag it as giveaway.. please. 
  4. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. Don’t use giveaway blogs.
  5. Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator. 
  6. The giveaway ends November 4th at 9 pm Pacific time. 
  7. The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen. 
  8. Please respect me and my rules, and have fun! 

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